New toys

10 Oct

 “When someone beats a rug,
the blows are not against the rug,
but against the dust in it.”
Mawlana Jalal-al-Din Rumi

Those lines are the perfect intro to His new toy. 

This is an old-fashioned carpet beater. It can be used in other ways too. Yes, that's one of them. Yikes.

He didn’t take pictures of the cross hatches on my butt.   You’ll just have to imagine them.

i think this was worse than the – you know, the cooking implement.  But it’s hard to say. 

In any case,  i think i’m pretty dust-free at the moment.  {Laughing}

6 Responses to “New toys”

  1. Mick October 10, 2010 at 6:37 am #

    Yikes…. that’s rather super sized.

    • aisha October 10, 2010 at 6:40 am #

      @mick – O, no joke! And stingy. Very stingy.

  2. nilla October 10, 2010 at 7:10 am #

    *doubled over laughing*

    wipes laugh tears…..gawds…well aisha, i for one am glad to know You are dust-freeeehahahahaha…..

    • aisha October 10, 2010 at 7:15 am #

      Dear Nilla,


      Easy for you to laugh.

      {laughing} i’m glad i amused you!


  3. nilla October 10, 2010 at 12:05 pm #

    i had just woken up, and was “sneak reading” email before i got up, and i was trying desperately not to cackle madly, aloud. just the entire visual of the carpet whacking your butt, and the resulting *fwoop* of dust clouds coming from your newly shaved valley…

    gawd…(stuffs giggle back into my bra…)

    *deep breath*

    okay, you can laugh at me when Sir wallops the stuffing out of me with His new toy in 2 weeks!!

    (a little contrition goes a long way, right?)

    *sound of doppler effect laughter fading off in the distance….*

    • aisha October 10, 2010 at 5:00 pm #

      @Nilla – Hmmpf. A little contrition, my… thorougly spanked ass. Lucky for you you’re so funny!


      Believe me, your image of it is funnier than the reality was. {Although, I have to admit, your image is pretty funny!}

      Ok, you can laugh. I’ll reserve judgement on whether or not I’ll laugh when you experience your Sir’s new toy!



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