A Quick Story from FS

7 May

i was working on getting caught up with some of the important things in life – like reading Other People’s Blogs – when i got a text message from the man i First called Sir.  He wanted to know if i was busy, and was it a good time to call.

i hadn’t heard from him in a while, and i’m always glad to chat with him, so i said “sure,” and he did.  He said he had read my blog post today and had a story to tell me.  i think it’s worth a post of its own.  

First, he told me that he had a couple of the instruments i’d described – the dildo on the end of a chain saw ~ only it’s not actually a chain saw, and that wasn’t the story he’d called to tell me.  No, he wanted to tell me about a story he’d heard on a radio show with a couple of local disc jockeys.  

They said that they’d seen an article in the paper about a device like that, made from a reciprocating saw .  

The guy had hollowed out the dildo and secured it on the saw.  Yes.  So the dildo covered the saw, but the saw ~~

~~ was still there.

So really, you already know the end of the story.  You might be hoping that’s not the end of the story, that thought going through your mind, but unfortunately ~~~

~~~ the story goes that apparently at some point the girl was not as well lubricated as she could have been, and

the dildo wasn’t moving ~~~  

             and the saw

                            sawed through the dildo and …  

Yes.  

I won’t even say any more.

Now, having written that, it occurs to me that it might be an urban legend.  A good one, but surely it’s an urban legend.    

When FS told the story, i didn’t even think about that, it sounded so real.  And i actually did check snopes, and it didn’t show up there.  So it could be real.

Yikes.   

4 Responses to “A Quick Story from FS”

  1. Andi May 7, 2011 at 8:34 pm #

    Holy begeezus I saw the saw and was like oh no

  2. nilla May 7, 2011 at 8:48 pm #

    it wasn’t enough that i had a kid ralph on the stairs inside the clubhouse today at work, then i get home and settle in and read about that.

    what idjiot doesn’t know to cover a reciprocating saw blade???? Geeze, i’m a flipping *girl* and i know that. Okay, i like tools, but um. one plus one is still two…and obviously that tool guy couldn’t think.

    ugh.

    double ugh.

    thanks aisha.

    ugh.

    nilla

  3. thesubmissivebf May 7, 2011 at 9:00 pm #

    That story made me cringe, eeeekk!

  4. aisha May 8, 2011 at 5:14 am #

    @Andi, ‘Nilla, and Sbf – I know, I know! It’s that awful! I don’t even want to think about it either I just felt better knowing that youall are suffering with me!

    hugs,

    aisha

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