Party Night

21 May

The party is tonight.  The swingers’ party.  The swingers’ party with naked twister and jello wrestling.  

Donna has suggested i participate in the jello wrestling – actually, she said:

“If you decide to go to the jello wrestling match, please throw someone to the bottom of the jello pit for me, please! *humming…watch them wiggle, see that jiggle…”

i told her i didn’t think i was badass enough to do that, and got this response:

You know, I don’t think you have to be badass to be good in the jello pit. Probably being sure footed and having good toe grip strength is more important. Add a few Issues that are causing angst, and you’ll have them slip sliding away in no time. I have seen some of your boots and shoes and I think you might be a terror in the jello department. You seem a bit petite for the Twister championship, but your jello technique may be something new to add to your Collar Me profile.”

laughing…  i think the chances of me actually doing that are slim to none, but as Sin advised me a couple of days ago, i’m keeping an open mind.

i actually already know what i’m wearing tonight, at least i think i do, so youall don’t have to listen to me ruminate about that.  

i have other things to ponder for the evening.  Bob, the friend i’m going to this little event with, sent me this message on fetlife yesterday:

“Well, I finished my reciprocating dildo.
Now I need someone to do beta testing. Any suggestions? <evil grin>”

i responded quickly:

“O, my.

You’re sure there’s no saw inside it? {grins}”

and got this answer:

“I used a saw blade, but I filed the teeth off it and it’s imbedded in the middle of the dildo…I don’t know any other device that would attach to the saw…..but there’s a nice eight-inch gel dildo just waiting for you……I mean for a test subject.”

What’s a girl to do?  After all, i wouldn’t want to stand in the way of research, right?  Here’s a picture of one that’s been converted.    

This one was labeled a fucksaw.

Anyhow, i’m not making any promises about testing it tonight at the party, cause that would depend on a lot of things.  But, like Sin said, i’m trying to keep an open mind.  {smiling}

10 Responses to “Party Night”

  1. ahiddenslave May 21, 2011 at 6:09 am #

    aisha, it would be rude not to help a “friend in need” out…sounds like it could be lots of fun.*grin*

    • aisha May 21, 2011 at 12:04 pm #

      Thanks for the reminder, HS – you’re right, i wouldn’t want to be rude! aisha

  2. Mick May 21, 2011 at 6:27 am #

    remember to bring an extension cord.

    • aisha May 21, 2011 at 12:05 pm #

      lol, thanks, Mick, you’re right, otherwise it could be awkward! Aisha

  3. nilla May 21, 2011 at 7:36 am #




    and here i thought Bob was just a friend. . . now he
    is a friend with a fucksaw.

    *peers into crystal ball*

    i see definite possibilities here…..

    (yeah, i know, didn’t take a crystal ball to foretell that one!!!!)



    • aisha May 21, 2011 at 12:07 pm #

      Dear ‘Nilla,

      Yes, he is too “just” a friend. He “just” happens to have a fucksaw. Not to be confused with fuck-all, right? And if a friend has a fucksaw that needs to be tested – well, it’s like HS says, it would be rude not to help. That’s all.



  4. Jz May 21, 2011 at 8:15 am #

    I’m afraid we’ll have to insist on pictures…

    • aisha May 21, 2011 at 12:10 pm #

      @Jz – …laughing, I almost said, “yes, ma’am.” I like the way you put that “we’ll have to insist.” Somehow, it made it very compelling.


  5. nancy May 21, 2011 at 6:59 pm #

    oh my! I think pictures would certainly be in order.
    I think you’ll have a great time… fucksaw or not!

  6. ahiddenslave May 23, 2011 at 8:57 am #

    At first I though that this was a little disappointing …but having read it a second time, well actually a third time…apart from missing the whole “jello action” from your evening, I think having a “friend with benefits” or a “fuck saw buddy” sounds VERY interesting.
    Picture please!

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