Not THAT Nice

25 Sep

i’m a little concerned that i’ve given you the wrong impression of Sir.  He is “nice,” but not that nice.  

Last night, we had dinner and did some vanilla stuff, which was great.  He said He’s been thinking about me, and in fact, has made some toys just for me.

Sweet, right?

Yeah, they’re canes. 

Laughing… seriously.  

He was looking at the information on Kinky Kollege and saw a  lot of stuff about canes.  Did some research and discovered they aren’t always being made with natural material anymore. 

No, they’re often made with some kind of fiberglass.  Which He happens to have a closet full of, because that’s what He uses for His kites.


So He made some canes.  Just for me.  Here they are:



He has a super skinny one, and a little bit thicker one, then there are some bundled ones.  He’s particularly pleased with the one He put the wooden handle on.  “I think we’ll both really enjoy them,” He says, smiling sweetly.   

Last night, after we get back to my house, He tries each one out on me.  Just once with each one.

Then He says, “O, look at that!  Did i hit you that hard with it?  Whew, that’s a nice little whelp you’ve got there.”

Laughing… thank You, Sir.

Then, as if that weren’t enough, He says “I made another toy for you too, but you’re not nearly ready for this one.  You’ve got a long way to go.”

He pauses to gauge my reaction, which of course is “tell me, tell me, please.”

“Well,” He says.  “It’s for your nipples.  It’s a Japanese type thing, you see it with rope sometimes.  And they use bamboo.  But I thought the cane material would work just fine.”

i say, anxiously, “Yes????”

“And I think it will,” He goes on.  “What it is ~ you take two pieces of it, and tie them together in the middle,  then you do the same thing at the ends.”

He’s gesturing as He describes it, so i can picture it.  The two sticks held together in the middle, so something {guess what} can be placed between them on either side, and then the ends pulled together.

He used a straw, youall.  Cut a straw up to hold the two sticks together in the middle and then to close them off at each end.  Do you see what i’m talking about?

He says we can start out using them without closing the ends, but He wants to use the clamps a few more times first.

Good grief. 






24 Responses to “Not THAT Nice”

  1. Mick September 25, 2011 at 6:46 am #

    this is like a punishment device arms race.


    • sin September 25, 2011 at 7:22 am #

      Ha Mick, I was thinking more like an arts and crafts arms race. This Dom loves making his own implements of pain.

      So okay Aisha, we agree, he’s not THAT nice.


      • aisha September 25, 2011 at 6:39 pm #


        Lol – I kind of like that, an arts and crafts arms race. Sounds less violent.

        Good, glad I’ve convinced you of his dark side – even if it’s a kind of nice dark side. Hahahaha… yes, I’m getting a little silly.


    • aisha September 25, 2011 at 6:32 pm #


      Laughing… you think? Funny.


  2. ahiddenslave September 25, 2011 at 7:03 am #

    Haha not nice at all…best to hide away all sticks, chopsticks, splinters of wood , fibreglass, plastic etc.

    • aisha September 25, 2011 at 6:37 pm #

      Dear HS,

      Yes, I think you’re right – anything could be dangerous in his hands!


  3. Striving for Peace September 25, 2011 at 8:05 am #


    I never got the impression that he was a pushover
    or easy



    What my impression is that he’s good
    and good for you

    (chucking) nice


    • aisha September 25, 2011 at 6:40 pm #

      Dear Sfp,

      No, you’re right. Absolutely right. He is good, and good for me.

      We went to this thing last night, and ran into a friend of mine, who pulled me aside at one point for a second and said, with a big smile, “Omigod, you’re glowing!”

      And all I could do was smile back.


  4. Donna September 25, 2011 at 8:08 am #

    Maybe it’s the not-so nice part that appeals to the submissive in you?

    But may I just add, OUCH! Your breast may be taking on an aerodynamic wing shape if I am envisioning this correctly.


    • aisha September 25, 2011 at 6:42 pm #

      Dear Donna,

      Yes, I think some of that not-so-nice has its own doubt.

      As for my breast – I might not have explained it right, cause I don’t know what “an aerodynamic wing shape” would look like. lol.

      But we can talk about it when y’all are here! Then I can use my hands, and you’ll see what I mean!


  5. thesubmissivebf September 25, 2011 at 8:52 am #

    Not nice in all the right ways, lol! I agree with SFP, he is good for you. From your description you have found the right combination of V and D’s.

    • aisha September 25, 2011 at 6:43 pm #


      Omigosh, I think so. Just a wee bit scary… shhhhhh.



  6. Bill September 25, 2011 at 10:30 am #

    Very interesting, maybe he could do a guest post on constructing canes, could be a hit!

    • aisha September 25, 2011 at 6:44 pm #

      Dear Bill,

      I could suggest that to Him, actually, that’s the kind of thing he might enjoy…


  7. Faithful September 25, 2011 at 11:13 am #

    just like with Nilla’s Master- no way would I go anywhere near a Home Depot with Sir X. Fine line between sweet and sadist!


    • aisha September 25, 2011 at 6:45 pm #


      O! Good point! I hadn’t thought about that. There’s a Lowe’s right up the street, if He starts to turn in, I’ll jump out of the car!



  8. vanillamom September 25, 2011 at 11:25 am #

    well, there’s nice, the guy who goes to the fair, and holds your hand, and opens your door, and then there’s n-iiiiiii-ce….the guy who swats your ass until it’s delightfully sore, who is attentive to your submissive needs, and that craving for a bit of the dark stuff…

    the guy who is willing to take his time –not *pulling* you along, but leading you along, one delightful morsel at a time….

    i think he’s delightful (and i LOVE the idea of the straw.)

    (i might even tell Master about that one)

    (in 2045!!!!)

    so so so happy for you…

    • aisha September 25, 2011 at 6:47 pm #


      Yes there are both of those “nice’s” – and he seems to be both.

      Happy sigh…

      Can’t wait for you to meet him.

      And really, waiting til 2045 to tell your Master about the nipple squishers – is that what he’d want you to do???




  9. Sky September 25, 2011 at 1:45 pm #

    Oh those canes scare me, Aisha!

    Well, at least he seems easy to buy for … Home Depot, Lowes, and LLBean…paddles. rope, fishing line, endless possibilities lol

    Can’t wait to hear how those canes might hurt…in the “nicest” way!

    Take care,


    • aisha September 25, 2011 at 6:49 pm #


      Well, after last night, they scare me a little too! But you know, I trust Him not to harm me.

      And – laughing – I’m not buying him NONE of that stuff! He’d have some creative use for all of it I’m sure, but I don’t think He needs active encouragement.

      I’m sure I’ll be talking about the canes…

      Thanks, Sky.


  10. littlemonkey September 25, 2011 at 4:05 pm #

    Sound like a man with a plan, aisha, and the skills to get there. Nice is a relative word. 🙂

    • aisha September 25, 2011 at 6:50 pm #


      Laughing… yes, I think you’re right.



  11. perfectlips September 26, 2011 at 10:42 am #

    Amie.J, a Chinese transvestite I follow on Flickr, has a lovely photo of himself with something like this on his tongue. A pair of chopsticks tied to each other at the ends with elastic bands, to make a kind of clip. Pull chopsticks apart, insert tongue between, release chopsticks to clip onto tongue.


    (You have to be signed in to flickr to see this photo. Let me know if you don’t have an account and I’ll retweet it on my blog.)

    I don’t think the aim was to cause pain to the tongue, so one would have to be careful that the clip was not too tight. The point is to remove speech, and cause incontrollable drooling and humiliation. Wearing one of these the stroppy HR executive in seconds becomes a gurgling, dribbling mess.

    • aisha September 27, 2011 at 5:43 am #

      Good grief!

      Yes, that’s exactly how it works, except it’s held together in the middle so a nipple goes on each end. Yes.


      Thanks for sharing, think I’ll repost this!


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