Day 14 ~ Questions ~ 30 Days of Submission

8 Sep

Does religion have any bearing on your decision to submit? If not, are you familiar with religious based submission and do you view it as similar to other types of submission or dissimilar?

No.  Religion is not a factor in my submission.

i am familiar with religious based submission, both Muslim and Christian, but i think i won’t talk about this here.  Suffice to say that religious submission is gender based, and i think that’s an affront to our male submissive friends and our female Dominants..

And religious submission is typically mandatory within the religion, based on gender, and therefore, in my book it’s not even really consensual.

On a whole different note,  i got myself in trouble last night.

Yep, me.

Sir has been trying to download and buy something from the internet for me for about a week now.  For some reason, it just won’t work, the computer hangs and won’t complete the task.

So last night, it didn’t hang, it went on to “check-out” ~~ but then, He says, “Look!  It went to check-out, but now  it ‘s saying there isn’t anything in the shopping cart!” 

i say, without a moment’s thought, “Well.  Maybe you ‘bought it’ wrong.”  

And i would have gone on doing whatever i was doing on the computer, but i catch a glimpse of His face, and think, “Uh oh.”  Quickly i scroll back mentally ~ what had i said??

“So,” He says, way too quietly, “You’re saying I’m a dumbass?”

I say, “No!  O, no, that’s NOT what i said.”

Sir:  Well, that’s what it sounded like.  You said, ‘Maybe you bought it wrong,’   Look.  There are two buttons you push to buy it, a blue one that says “buy,” and a green one that says “go to check-out.”   Which button do you think I pushed wrong?  And don’t you think someone would have to be a dumbass to not be able to manage two buttons right?”

i’m laughing, i can’t help it, as i say, “No, no, no, i didn’t realize how simple it was, i must have thought it was much harder than that.”

“Much harder,” He says.  “How many buttons would it take to be so hard I couldn’t do it right?  Three?  Four?”

Me:  “NO, no, lots more than that!  Ten maybe, maybe ten buttons.  Anyone could make a mistake with ten buttons.”

“So you weren’t saying I’m a dumbass?”

“No!  Absolutely not, not in any shape or form, no Sir, no how, no way, not now, not ever.”

He laughs, and drops it ~ for the moment.

But it comes back.

At dinner, i don’t even know what we’re talking about, but it becomes, “Of course, maybe I won’t be able to do that, you know, because you think I’m a dumbass…”

“Nooooo!  No, i don’t!!  And i didn’t say that!”

i know He’s enjoying watching me squirm, just like i know there will be a spanking at the end of this rainbow.  Finally, i start to ask Him for it.

“Sir,” i say, “Maybe you could just go ahead and whip my ass and get it over with?”

He appears to consider this suggestion, but then He shakes His head.  “No,” He says, “I think I need to take a trip to the junk yard  first.”

“The junk yard?”  you ask…

Unfortunately, i already know exactly what He means.  Remember the whole “Granny made us get our own switches” and how He was going to make me pick my own implement?  And remember how someone ~ Ancilla maybe ~ said her worst implement was a radio antenna?

And remember how i made the mistake of telling Him that?

Well, since then He’s been convinced that we need a radio antenna in His toy bag, but He says you can only get the right kind off a car ~ hence the trip to the junk yard.  He thinks i might need to go with Him to pick the antenna.

Yeah, thanks Ancilla!  This will be hanging over my head for so long, it’ll be relief to get the darn antenna, and i’m sure the relief will be short-lived once He starts using it on me!

In the meantime, i’ll be paying for my comment in various and sundry ways, i’m sure…

18 Responses to “Day 14 ~ Questions ~ 30 Days of Submission”

  1. Jz September 8, 2012 at 7:35 am #

    OK, so I’ll be sending you a copy of my upcoming book, “How To Disconnect Your Tongue From Your Brain”…
    But don’t hold your breath. It’s going to be a long time before I make it past the final editing stage, myself. 😉

    • Wordwytch September 9, 2012 at 2:44 am #

      LOL! I think we all need that book!

    • aisha September 9, 2012 at 12:11 pm #

      Dear Jz,

      Lol… thanks, i could use that. Shoot, maybe i could help edit it!

      aisha

  2. jadescastle September 8, 2012 at 8:08 am #

    Worse implement ever? (well, besides the strap)….flyswatter. The place where the metal comes together at the bottom (shrudder) not to mention the sharp sting of the heavy swatter plus the metal at the same time (shiver). Bad. Very, very bad. Lots of bruises. Do. Not. Mention. This. Ever.

    i’d say something about what a dumbass may or may not do in this situation…but….yeah, i’ll pass. 😛

    • aisha September 9, 2012 at 12:13 pm #

      JADE! i don’t even want to think about that! i promise i’m not gonna ever. mention. that. NEVER.

      lol, yeah there’s no telling what a dumbass would do in a situation like that, thanks for letting it pass… cause yeah, he’s sitting right next to me now, and if he asks me why i’m laughing, o, good grief… moving on to the next comment NOW!

      hugs,

      aisha

  3. ancilla_ksst September 8, 2012 at 10:43 am #

    I’m so sorry. You are not going to like that antenna. It is evil. Master only hits me relatively lightly with it, but it still is evil at less-than-full strength.

    I got the idea from a “You know you have a red-neck dom when…” post. And I made it and added it to the toy collection myself. Yes, I am a dumbass slave.

    • aisha September 9, 2012 at 12:16 pm #

      Omigod, i can’t quit laughing… you are so funny!! That’s ok, you can throw me under the bus anytime.

      Of course, i say that now when i still haven’t met the antenna. i may have to come back and retract that!

      aisha

  4. sin September 8, 2012 at 1:44 pm #

    Sometimes you can disarm them and make them laugh by suggesting they go ahead and punish you and get it over with. Um. Sometimes not.

    I agree that religious submission isn’t entirely consensual because it’s mandated. Which seems different.

    -sin

    • aisha September 9, 2012 at 12:19 pm #

      Hi, Sin,

      Yeah, the problem with Sir ~ well, it’s not a problem ~ no, erase, erase, erase ~ NOT a problem with Sir it’s a – um, it’s – ok, starting over.

      The thing is, i can make Sir laugh pretty easily, and He’ll still be laughing when He starts whipping me with that antenna.

      Just saying.

      And yeah. “Women required to submit” just is different.

      hugs

      aisha

  5. abby September 8, 2012 at 7:04 pm #

    Hmm..sometimes “They” just have to find a reason to do what they really want to do! Worst for me….a lught flexible fishing rod that Master had cut done. Only used it for one seesion, that was one too many for me!
    hugs abby

    • aisha September 9, 2012 at 12:27 pm #

      O! Ouch ~ i bet the fishing rod hurts like a ~ you know, hurts a lot. Yikes. Glad he only used it once!

      aisha

    • Jz September 9, 2012 at 12:50 pm #

      Oh, lord.
      That one’s looming on my horizon.
      Great. Now I KNOW it’s as awful as it sounds…
      (can I come hide at your place, miz a?)

  6. Wordwytch September 9, 2012 at 2:48 am #

    Nope on the Religion bit…

    As for open mouth, insert foot… Was it in the air today? We were laying in bed relaxing after a lovely bit of playtime when I absentmindedly said, “I wonder if this is the weekend Nilla gives her Master the box?”

    Wolf of course ‘woke up’ and asked… and I had to explain her task… scary toys and curious toys. He grinned. I knew I was in for it… When he grabbed the toy bag and did “and how would you rate your toys…

    Gulp. To sa that he took advantage of the fact that the bed is high and my legs are short… would be an understatement. Needless to say, I have fodder for a Boris story.

    • aisha September 9, 2012 at 12:28 pm #

      Oh, yikes!

      Yes, sometimes talking about OPB – or their comments – is not actually in our own best interest. Sheesh.

      hugs,

      aisha

      • Wordwytch September 9, 2012 at 7:48 pm #

        No, but we all do it. And it is made worse when reading a blog and giggling….

  7. vanillamom September 9, 2012 at 11:55 am #

    Oh my…it must have been in the air this week (hence my Sunday post)…and I can even *add* to it, today.
    Of course I read your Sunday post before this one and went…”antennae? what antennae?” omg. I had to grimace…and grin…you so *rarely* put your foot in it that way! And I’m laughing..how many buttons until I’m a dumbass? Omg…how does one answer that…? Laughing…

    nilla

    • aisha September 9, 2012 at 12:32 pm #

      Hey, ‘Nilla,

      i know – i read your post today and thought Damn! Poor baby.

      ANd hmph, i’m glad you were amused. {giggling} It was pretty funny… He was killing me, i could n’t quit laughing, and he just kept going…

      hugs,

      aisha

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