Yes or No

25 Oct

i saw this on Sin’s blog, and Faerie’s, and PK’s, and figure i’ll see it again a bunch more, but it looked like fun.

There are only two rules: You must answer yes or no. You may not explain unless someone asks. 

So here goes…

Only two rules: You must answer yes or no. You may not explain unless someone asks.

Taken a picture naked? Yes

Made money illegally? No

Had a one night stand? Yes

Been in a fist fight? No

Slept with your best friend? Yes

Had sex in a public place? No

Ditched work to have sex? Yes

Slept with a member of the same sex? No

Seen someone die? Yes

Ran from the police? Yes

Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? No

Worn your partners unmentionables? Yes

Fallen asleep at work? Yes

Used toys in the bedroom? Yes

Ran a red light? Yes

Been fired? No

Been in a car accident? Yes

Pole danced or done a striptease? Yes

Loved someone you shouldn’t? No

Sang karaoke? No

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes

Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Yes

Caught someone having sex? No

Kissed a perfect stranger? No

Shaved your partner? No

Given your private parts a nickname? No

Ever gone in public without underwear? Yes

Had sex on a roof top? No

Played chicken? No

Mooned/flashed someone? No

Do you sleep naked? Yes

Blacked out from drinking? No

Felt like killing someone? Yes

Had sex more than 5 times in one day? No

Been with someone because they were in a band? No

Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? No

Shot a gun? Yes

Gone outside naked? Yes

Ok.  That’s it.  Easy.  Kind of fun.  Probably no surprises there, but if you’ve got questions, feel free to ask.

 i’m doing a “first” this weekend, maybe.  

“What kind of first?” you ask.

Going to a football game.  No, i’ve never been to one before.  No, not ever, not even when i was in high school.  It’s Sir’s “homecoming” game {high school, it’s all about high school in Where-i-Live} and we might take his grandkids.  Hope for warm weather for me, ok?

In other interesting news, i got a spam comment today from Panama Offshore Corporation in which Blaine and Finn are apparently fucking Kirk.   It says, in part,

“…{Blaine and Finn} both moaned from the amazing feeling of being squeezed inside Kurt’s ass as well as the friction between each other’s cocks. Kurt impatiently wiped the tears out of his eyes, bucking his hips to encourage the boys to move faster. It still hurt like hell, but it was a good kind of pain, a pain that made him want to come even more.”

If i’m reading that right,  Blaine and Finn both have their cocks in Kirk’s asshole at the same time.  i’m pretty sure that’s not possible.  

Um, is it?

And really, how is spam generated? Does someone write this stuff???

Yesterday, i was tired when i got home.  After dinner, i had to look up a bill on-line and ran into a bunch of issues with passwords, and that always makes me uncomfortable.

It was getting close to bedtime, and i was tired and cranky.  i finally gave up ~ i needed a real person to talk to and the office was closed ~ and thought i was ready to go to sleep when Sir said, “I’ve laid something out on the bed for you to slip into when you’re ready.”

As you can imagine, i was ready right then.  Or at least i knew that i wanted to be ready.  i headed for the bedroom to see what he’d laid out.

Of course, it was His white dress-shirt.

For just a second, i felt tired and unenthusiastic.  But just for a second.  i imagine how much better i’ll feel after ~ well, after whatever He has in mind ~ and i start stripping off clothes.

But the rest will have to wait for another time.  i’m off to the last exciting day of the workshop i’ve been doing…   

7 Responses to “Yes or No”

  1. sin October 25, 2012 at 6:58 am #

    You ran from the police? Please tell?

    And you’ve NEVER been to a football game? I thought Americans had to go to football games – thought it was a rule. Wear way more clothes than you think you’ll need.

    I like the last bit about being frustrated and aggravated and then letting that go and being available. Nice.

    -sin

    I would think that’s impossible too – two cocks in an ass at the same time. But, I could be wrong. I guess you’d know for sure if you tried it?

    • aisha October 26, 2012 at 7:03 pm #

      Hi, Sin,

      Yessss, i ran from the police – literally. i was in high school. Some friends of mine were having a party – parents out of town. I wanted desperately to go.

      Had to have one of the older sounding guys talk to my mother on the phone and assure her there would be chaperones. the rest is predictable. Party got loud. Neighbors called the police.

      Police at the front door, we went tearing out the back door, cutting across lawns, ending up a block or two away, huddled in a bush. I was more scared of my mother finding out than I was of the police. Finally figured it was safe and went back…

      Good times.

      Yeah, I’m not trying the two cocks in the same ass thing. Nope. No thanks. No way.

      The football game – no, never. I know! It’s downright unAmerican. And i’m not going tonight either – too wet. My unblemished record, unbroken.

      hugs,

      aisha

  2. faerie October 25, 2012 at 12:32 pm #

    Have fun at the football game, bet your new boots would keep you warm 🙂

    These are fun to read, still haven’t seen one that lists sex on a roof as a “yes”, yet, lol.

    • aisha October 26, 2012 at 7:07 pm #

      Hey, faerie,

      I haven’t seen sex on a roof listed as a “yes” yet either! And it seems like it would be a fun and popular place to do it…

      hugs,

      aisha

  3. Wordwytch October 25, 2012 at 3:23 pm #

    Loved seeing your answers.

    Sin is right about the clothes. Especially socks. Warm socks!

    And for the two cocks, on ass. Yes, it can be done. ewwww. Google can find just about anything.

  4. joolz October 25, 2012 at 3:42 pm #

    I am envious of the level of spam you received! Can’t imagine the two cocks working out well either.

    Definitely keep warm for the football and keep warm

    I am off to do this yes / no thing as i am feeling left out!

  5. vanillamom October 25, 2012 at 11:49 pm #

    I love your yes/no game. We were remarkably similar on many, if not all of them, really. A live game? You’ll have fun being with Sir (charge your smartphone so you can facebook *grin*)…

    I think it’s neat how that white-hot bolt of “oh yes!” hits you when that white shirt is there waiting for you….nom nom. I think I might have a bit of white shirt envy goin’ on here!

    hugs,
    nilla

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