The First {Kinky} Gift of Xmas

25 Dec

Sir had to work yesterday, and i was still baking cookies and wrapping stuff all day.  After He got home, He went out to the garage to finish wrapping my presents {so i wouldn’t peek.  Which i wouldn’t have anyhow.  Probably.}

One in particular was intriguing.  It was about a foot long and a couple of inches wide.  Wrapped in pretty, shiny purple paper, and tied with silver ribbon crisscrossing around it.  i had no idea what it could be.

 Finally, we’re resting a bit in front of the tree, thinking about bed, and He says that one is kinky, and i should go ahead and open it.  O, yay!!

So i do.

Wrapped tightly, it takes me a couple of minutes to get the purple paper off, and then the suspense continues because it’s wrapped in paper bags.

But ~ finally ~ unveiled ~  here it is ~ {drum roll, please…}

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Yes, it’s a belt.  A leather belt.   Two inches wide.  

It smells – o, so lovely.  

And it is not to wear.  Nope.  i asked.

Look at it close up.

IMG_1860Isn’t it pretty?

i’m feeling it, and inhaling the scent, and  i say i’m surprised it’s beige.  He says that’s because it’s raw leather, and we can dye it any color we want.

Sounds like another DIY project to me.  More challenges for a non-DIY girl – i mean, really  i pay someone to do my hair, my nails, and clean my house… all this sanding and dyeing hands-on stuff is a challenge.  

JM, the amazing analyst, would nod if i told him that, and say that Sir’s a wise man, that He understands the importance of being connected to the things in our life, that modern society is too alienated from doing, too removed from touch… and so on .  Hmpf.  

{Giggling..}

Philosophy aside, i haven’t felt the lash of the belt yet, although He tapped it on my hand, and it makes a nice sting.  i’m sure my ass will get to know it soon…  Knowing it’s in my future is a lovely start to the holiday festivities.

Today,  family and Sir’s grandkids, presents to open, food to eat, and phone calls to Very-Far-Away will fill the day.  Hope your day is full of good things ~ whether you’re celebrating Christmas or not!

19 Responses to “The First {Kinky} Gift of Xmas”

  1. striving for Peace December 25, 2012 at 7:33 am #

    Happy Christmas Aisha —

    I love you — and love that you found your Sir

    sfp

    • aisha December 28, 2012 at 7:11 am #

      Happy {Belated} Christmas, Sfp.

      i love you too, and am looking forward to you finding your Sir!

      aisha

  2. faithful December 25, 2012 at 9:56 am #

    What a great gift……. your Sir

    and the belt too 🙂

    Merry Christmas!

    ~faithful

    • aisha December 28, 2012 at 7:12 am #

      Thanks, Faithful, you’re exactly right! Merry {Belated} Christmas!

      aisha

  3. night owl December 25, 2012 at 10:02 am #

    Merry Christmas, Aisha.

    That is a lovely gift AND diy project. It sounds like you have a beautiful day ahead of you. Enjoy!

    • aisha December 28, 2012 at 7:12 am #

      Belated Merry Christmas, night owl! Thanks for the kind words!

      aisha

  4. jadescastle December 25, 2012 at 10:50 am #

    Blessed Christmas, sugar. i love you and hope you are having an amazing day. The leather belt….um….what to say? How….ah….thoughtful? (The newer it is, the worse it will be. i suggest taking a long, long, long time to dye that thing. But i hate belts. Except for the smell and the unmistakeable sound of it coming off). Your Sir makes me want to hug him sometimes and i don’t hug men often. Your amazing therapist is correct as you said once how disconnected you felt at times because you did not make things with your hands and worked with the mind. i remember because i pointed out that from the standpoint of physics, thoughts are real things. 😛

    i’d wager the belt will feel more real, however. Hopefully in a good way.
    And now i’m backing away from your blog. S-l-o-w-l-y.

    xo

    • aisha December 28, 2012 at 7:20 am #

      Dear Jade,

      Yes. i had forgotten that conversation, but you’re exactly right. Well, about that and about the belt too… laughing…

      hugs,

      aisha

  5. andi December 25, 2012 at 11:26 am #

    Happy season to you aisha and to your wonderful partner. Andi

    • aisha December 28, 2012 at 7:20 am #

      Lots of happy back to you, Andi! Thank you… it’s good to see you here!

      hugs,

      aisha

  6. faerie December 25, 2012 at 11:43 am #

    Merry Christmas aisha. Don’t worry, leather dying is easier then sanding wood 🙂

    • aisha December 28, 2012 at 7:21 am #

      Belated Merry Christmas, faerie!! i’m glad to hear that dying is easier!!

      hugs,

      aisha

  7. Wordwytch December 25, 2012 at 2:21 pm #

    Happy Holidays!!! And that is a lovely prezzie!

    • aisha December 28, 2012 at 7:22 am #

      Happy Days, Wordwytch!! Thanks!

      aisha

  8. Jake December 25, 2012 at 9:18 pm #

    Looks like a lovely gift, aisha! Merry Christmas to you!

    • aisha December 28, 2012 at 7:23 am #

      Thanks, Jake! Merry Christmas {Belated} back to you and Joy!

      aisha

  9. hallucinatingmartyr December 26, 2012 at 12:57 pm #

    Merry Christmas!! Have a fun and sexy Holidays!!!

    • aisha December 28, 2012 at 7:24 am #

      Hi, Hallucinatingmartyr!!

      Belated Merry Christmas to you too, and thanks for commenting! Nice to meet you!

      Hope your Holidays were wonderful!

      aisha

      • hallucinatingmartyr December 28, 2012 at 10:52 am #

        You’re most welcome Aisha.
        Nice meeting you too.

        Sulaimi
        xoxo

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