2 ~ fiona’s Fun

9 Jan

They lead fiona to a bathroom , make her sit on the toilet first, and she would have protested, but she can still hear Sir Q telling her to be quiet.  Then they make her use the bidet, and they wash her.

She can’t believe this is happening.  How odd, to feel their hands touching her in the most intimate places.  She’s torn between feeling a bit indignant and wanting to giggle.

‘Do you think we should shave her?” asks one of them.  Elena rubs her hand over fiona’s pussy consideringly.  “Feels like she’s shaved within the last couple of days”  Indignant, fiona thinks, “no, i shaved today, when i showered before we came here!”  

But Elena goes on,  “I think not.  We will before she’s presented tomorrow,” she says.  “Not tonight.  Tonight they can see her as she is.”

Hearing this, fiona feels quite insecure.  She almost wishes they would shave her tonight, but then, no, she really doesn’t want them to.  It’s very confusing, having this mix of feelings inside herself.

They wash her feet and her face, brush her hair.  At last, all cleaned up, they lead her back through several rooms and down a hallway.  Her hands are still fastened behind her back, and they guide her gently so she doesn’t lose her balance.

She’s a bit disoriented, walking back through these rooms and down the hallway naked.  She can’t quite believe this is happening to her, but it is, and one minute she’s thrilled, and the next she’s scared to death.

They stop at the entrance to another room, and Elena produces a simple blindfold, like you might wear at night to block out the light.  She puts it over fiona’s eyes.

For a moment, fiona panics, a rush of anxiety, and she starts to protest, “No ~ i ~ ” but she discovers that the darkness is a gift.  She no longer feels self conscious about her nakedness, it’s as if she’s invisible, and that’s a good feeling.  

Hands stroke her arms, soothing ~ “as if i were a horse,” she thinks.  Elena murmurs, “It’s ok, darlin’, your Master will be here.  You trust Him, don’t you?”

And what difference would it make now if she didn’t? fiona wonders.  Blindfolded, arms fastened behind her back, she can hardly escape if she wanted to.  She has no control here, and all she can do is hope that Sir Q knows what he’s doing.

The women lead her into the room, and she has no idea who’s there.  But they help her kneel on a pad on the floor, and she’s secretly thrilled to be made to assume the position she’s always read about.

Knees spread, rocked back on her heels.  She wishes she could have her palms turned up, resting lightly on her thighs, but this is a variation she’s heard of, since her hands are fastened behind her back, thrusting her breasts forward.  

She smiles to herself.  “It’s like i’ve got a checklist,” she thinks, “and i’ll be checking to see if they’re doing it right!”

“Pinch her nipples, please,” a male voice ~ not Sir Q ~ says.

Someone ~ who is it?  Probably Elena, but she doesn’t know whose fingers pinch and pull at her nipples.  The sensation shoots through her, directly to her pussy, and she makes a noise.  A little, tiny noise.

“Very nice,” says the strange male voice.  fiona hears movement around her, disconcerted, she wonders what is happening.  She’s moving back into a kind of panic, but every time she thinks she will have to do something or explode, she remembers that she is helpless, and that Sir Q is here.  That this is what He wants, and she’s able to calm herself.

But then the voice is behind her, and He  says, “Expose her please.”  

Hands ~ someone’s hands ~ push her head down, holding her firmly with a hand on her neck.  This effectively raises her ass.  She can feel cool air on her pussy and her mind sort of freezes.

This is really happening.  She doesn’t know who’s touching her.  And their hands caress the insides of her thighs.    Move up and spread the outer lips of her pussy, and then fingers penetrate her and she gasps.

Suddenly, the checklist disappears, and she feels herself slipping away into some other space.  

“Sir?” she says, bewildered.  “Sir?”

Someone laughs.

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So Lady P’s comment yesterday cracked me up ~ in case you missed it, she says:

Not fair, aisha! *stomps my foot* I asked to go there first! Why does Fiona get to go and not me? (whiny voice)

I guess I’ll just have to queue up with the others… *Pouting*

grins
LadyP

And then Fondles responds to that:

actually, i was in the queue too, along with everyone else… and i didn’t see Fiona there at all… is there some special VIP line? hrmph.

All of which left me literally laughing out loud ~ and led to a lovely fantasy in which many of us are there at the same time.  Can you imagine?

62 Responses to “2 ~ fiona’s Fun”

  1. sirqsmlb January 9, 2013 at 7:19 am #

    I love that she is so nervous so she conjures up the checklist to see if they’re doing it right. Bring order where she can…but ya, that doesn’t work 😉

    You have an amazing way of capturing the feelings that so many of us have!! Wow!

    • aisha January 9, 2013 at 10:47 am #

      Thanks, fiona!

      And yeah, i imagine it as one’s effort to hold onto the ego – and no, there’s no way it’s go to last in the face of what’s coming. Or cumming…

      Mwhahahahahaha

      aisha

  2. striving for Peace January 9, 2013 at 7:27 am #

    rofl — I know I can imagine what would happen if I were there!

    sfp

    • aisha January 9, 2013 at 10:48 am #

      Rofl right back at you, Sfp. i can too. i can see you now ~ “Um, excuse me, Elena, um, i’m really sorry but i think i left my iron on at home. No, seriously, i think i better just go check, i’ll be right back…”

      giggling…

      aisha

  3. Lady P January 9, 2013 at 7:29 am #

    I’m sitting in the Waiting room, so nervous my knees are rattling…
    Will I be accepted?
    LadyP

    • aisha January 9, 2013 at 10:50 am #

      My dear Lady P,

      YOU are already in. i believe that your Master has requested some special services for you ~ o, yikes!! Are you sure you want in?

      Lol,

      aisha

      • Lady January 9, 2013 at 6:38 pm #

        Ahr…ahem…ehh. (Clears throat)
        I don’t know – I want to very much, but I’m not sure I dare…
        But wait…here’s Mylord with a peculiar smile on His face.
        I guess it’s no longer my choice…
        Smiles,
        Lady P

      • aisha January 10, 2013 at 7:50 am #

        O, yes, Lady P, i’m pretty sure that’s exactly the way it will happen for more than one of these submissive girls here. And isn’t that the way it happens IRL? We start off thinking it’s all fun and games and wake up to discover that we’re deeply enslaved. oooooh. Gives me chills just thinking about it!

        grinning,

        aisha

  4. HisLilAngel January 9, 2013 at 8:48 am #

    Oh Oh OHHHH.. Me too, me tooooooo!

    • aisha January 9, 2013 at 10:50 am #

      No problem, His Lil Angel, you’re in!! Welcome!

      aisha

      • HisLilAngel January 9, 2013 at 8:49 pm #

        *gasp!* Oh my goodiness. SO EXCITING! Yayyyy Thank you. 🙂

  5. vanillamom January 9, 2013 at 9:30 am #

    If I’m there (and I’d be happy to be included!)…I’m the one cleaning at the periphery….(i don’t *have* to be naked to clean, just sayin’….)

    *laughing*

    nilla

    • sirqsmlb January 9, 2013 at 10:20 am #

      Oh but what about the chiclet outfit?? Hehe

    • aisha January 9, 2013 at 10:53 am #

      Dear, dear ‘Nilla,

      O, you’re there. On the periphery? i don’t think so.

      Good idea, fiona, i think we’d all like to see the chiclet outfit {is it an outfit or an effect?} Either way, well yes, to that. AND

      i think they’ve found a mutant octopus who’s seriously attracted to the scent of hot pussy. Yes. Mmmmhmmm.

      Lol, lol,

      aisha

      • Lady P January 9, 2013 at 6:41 pm #

        This comment cracked ME up. I laughed so hard, Mylord came in from another room to see what I was reading.
        ROFL
        Lady P

  6. jadescastle January 9, 2013 at 9:37 am #

    (giggles) i think you should do it, aisha. Do it, do it! How many rooms does this place have? Oddly…the stories that you write, the concept of being submerged into another universe, i experienced quite early on. i just never thought to write about it or realized that it was the stuff of fantasy. (And then reality comes knocking!)

    Good times. 🙂

    • aisha January 9, 2013 at 10:56 am #

      Dear jade,

      Yes, i think it should happen. Absolutely. i’m not sure what just yet, but there will have to be something very specially designed for you too. Something unique. And since you’ve lived what is fantasy for most of us, it will have to be a different challenge.

      Maybe you’ll have to help run it, since you have the experience… ah, yes. We would all call you Ms. Jade.

      {maniacal laughter…}

      aisha

      • jadescastle January 9, 2013 at 11:42 am #

        Swell. i’ll be in touch with my inner preschool teacher again. 😛

        Fantasy stuff i’ve had. (grins)

        i’ve Topped exactly two people in my life. One man. One woman. i’m …well…. not meant for the job. (smirks) Topping a woman makes me feel humility and awe. Topping a man makes me feel like a Cold Hearted Bitch.

        i think you should write yourself in as a Top. You have an inner control freak someplace and might as well use her. You know…for your friends enjoyment. 😛

        xoxo,
        jade

      • aisha January 9, 2013 at 11:51 am #

        Dear Jade,

        Lol We will not complain if topping makes you feel awe and humility – i imagine all Dommes feel that sometimes. 😛

        However, i don’t anticipate you being in the role of Top top. Nope. You will be one of the in-between-ers. Wendy or Sara, not Elena or Anna. So you’ll have someone else telling you what to do. Hope that’s more comfortable for you – we aim to please.

        As for me, o, dear, i’m afraid i will have to be one of the Tops – after all, i’m directing, right?

        laughing.

        aisha

  7. Twisted Angel January 9, 2013 at 9:49 am #

    Having only recently found this blog I have missed a lot apparently. I am drawn by her fear because honestly, I am no where near comfortable enough or trusting enough of another to allow that. Period. Nor am I happy with my figure, with stretch marks and mommy pouch. So being that naked and vulnerable would send me into a massive panic attack no doubt about it.

    • aisha January 9, 2013 at 11:00 am #

      Dear Twisted Angel,

      No worries, we’ll go very easy with you, and you can just watch.

      Hardly any of us are “happy with our figures,” most of us don’t even know what that would be like. One of the most beautiful things, for me, about being part of a real life community and having gone to events is the recognition that all kinds of people manage to seem perfectly comfortable running around naked regardless of what their bodies look like. It is an amazing and liberating experience.

      But if you have any fantasies about being overpowered and made to do what you’re afraid of, this is the place to unleash them. It’s much easier to manage a panic attack in a blog than irl, right?

      hugs,

      aisha

  8. aisha January 9, 2013 at 11:02 am #

    Now, if you’re just now reading this post, keep the comments coming… i just had to respond to the ones here – i kept thinking about what i was going to say, and it was distracting. Now, back to my real life. Other life. Whatever…

  9. monkey January 9, 2013 at 11:17 am #

    Aisha maybe you could arrange a field trip as part of the kinky bloggers convention? LOL.

    • aisha January 9, 2013 at 11:27 am #

      i’m sure that could be arranged!

      🙂

      • Twisted Angel January 10, 2013 at 7:36 am #

        Since I am new here ya’ll may not know I have nearly 4 acres of land, complete with creek, house and large garage… perfect for company.. and plenty of parking spaces. I always joke I am going to host an adult blogger meet up on this hill. Even wrote a 6 or 7 part story around it with some of the bloggers I first met when I came into the community.

      • aisha January 10, 2013 at 7:48 am #

        Dear Twisted Angel,

        How fun! That gives us lots more room for fantasy than just my little inside school. We’ll have to keep that in mind!

        Maybe that can be the site of the 2nd or 3rd Kinky Bloggers Convention.

        hugs,

        aisha

  10. night owl January 9, 2013 at 11:35 am #

    How can we not imagine? I imagine Fiona’s also wondering how you got into her head!

    night owl

    • aisha January 9, 2013 at 11:40 am #

      Hmmm, night owl, i can imagine the Sir you’ll meet there – yes, there will have to be a pool of eligible Doms, and i’m pretty sure that one of them is just what you need.

      aisha

      • night owl January 9, 2013 at 2:54 pm #

        I’m cool with that. I assume he’ll have a cool homemade spreader bar, too. 🙂

        night owl

      • aisha January 9, 2013 at 3:44 pm #

        {Giggling} Not sure if it’s homemade or not. But yes, He’s got one! 🙂

  11. jadescastle January 9, 2013 at 2:15 pm #

    (dramatic sigh) Well, if i must, i must. Could you at least write in a hot dyke if i have to be under someone? For petes sake. i’m still mad at Sir for refusing to hire a pool boi for me in real life. If i had to supervise, i might have atleast had something nice to look at, don’t you think?

    And…hey! wtf? You meant *we* are not your “real life”??!?!! 😛

    • aisha January 9, 2013 at 3:50 pm #

      i’m glad you’re willing to take one for the team, ms. jade. 🙂 i’ll work on writing in the hot dyke – we don’t know, Anna and Elena are both kind of shadow characters, who knows what might emerge? “She” might already be there.

      And yes, laughing, of course youall are my “real” life, you’re just not the real life where i actually get paid for doing stuff. Nope, no one actually pays me for this fabulous kinky stuff, it’s all pro bono. And not even tax deductible!! Shessh

      Hugs,

      aisha

      • jadescastle January 9, 2013 at 4:00 pm #

        Maybe it should be tax deductible. (laughing) Or, you know, we could pay by the page for when we are particularly…ah…entertained.

        Sheesh. Thanks for the validation. i was starting to feel fake over here! (sniffing)

        My caveat is to never be called “Ma’am.” Bring on the hot women! i’d like to have another corset as well. And some more hot shoes. And, while we are at it in fantasy land, could someone please go shopping and fix dinner? My brain hurts. i don’t think that is exactly an answer that will fly here. Darn it.

      • aisha January 9, 2013 at 4:20 pm #

        Ha – i started to say, “Don’t worry, someone else WILL shop and fix dinner” ~ then i realized you were talking about THERE in your ~ um, your ~ not “real life,” but whatever you call it where your body is actually visible and people expect you to do actual things. So no, can’t help you there.

        i think everyone at the school will eventually have hot corsets and shoes – i mean hot shoes and corsets. As one of the Helpers, of course you have them from the very beginning!!

        🙂

  12. jadescastle January 9, 2013 at 5:34 pm #

    (giggles) Oh you are making me jones for the days of being a Gorean sex slave. But…darn it…i was not satisfied with that alone so i *still* cooked, cleaned, did laundry, ironed, gardened. What *was* i thinking? lol. i could have spent half of my days in the tub or in a middle eastern robe that didn’t close. Seriously, reading Gor novels or practicing positioning was considered acceptable activities there.

    Now i’ve really got the giggles. i cannot imagine my goodliest Master there. That is even harder than thinking about her Behind the Wall.

    • aisha January 10, 2013 at 7:19 am #

      Dear Jade,

      If you insist, we will let you {and ‘Nilla} do some cleaning at the training school, but really, it’s not necessary…. giggling.

      See, as a former Gorean slave, you are well suited to a leadership role here!

      AND your Master will like mine, SR will have a good time. You’ll see.

      hugs,

      aisha

      • jadescastle January 10, 2013 at 9:13 am #

        aisha,

        Need i remind you that i lasted *one* summer in the Gorean house? One. And this was largely due to the fact that i had a hard time parting with the six foot tall redhead who sang Shakespearean Sommets while showering.

        You do realize my Master is a sick, evil, twisted f*ck, don’t you? You really may not want to mix your Master and mine. Way too many analytical thinkers in the same space. Maybe my writing leaves something to be desired. Maybe you need photographic proof of SR and her debaucherous behaviors? 😛

        No. Seriously. Not a good idea for them to meet. Ever.

      • aisha January 10, 2013 at 9:51 am #

        Duly noted, ms. jade. 🙂

  13. Wordwytch January 9, 2013 at 8:46 pm #

    OH My! I have been giggling, laughing and nodding my head through all the comments. It’s the best thing I’ve read all day. And yes, I’ll be sharing this with Wolf.

    Of course running though my head are the following thoughts…. List? There was a list? Where? A check list? oh… Of course I’d have a check list… doesn’t everyone? Oh Shit. Um… yeah. um… well, maybe… A blindfold would be a good thing. Wolf would stand on the sidelines, conspire with the Doms and then we’d all be in trouble. Him and his bag of toys…. Oh shit.

    • aisha January 10, 2013 at 7:17 am #

      Omg, Wordwytch, If we put all those DIY Doms together in the same room there’s no telling what would happen.

      Yikes.

      We’ll make sure there’s a blindfold for you too!

      lol,

      aisha

      • Wordwytch January 11, 2013 at 1:15 am #

        LOL! I told Wolf about the post and read it too him. He started laughing, in that deep Dom tone of his which of course means oh so much mischief… He said that he’d love to do a sort of DIY munch where the subs have to follow sort of a treasure hunt map… and arrive at a castle. 🙂 Geep!

      • aisha January 11, 2013 at 6:43 am #

        O, wow, Wordwytch, that would certainly be interesting! Yikes!!

        aisha

      • Wordwytch January 11, 2013 at 1:34 pm #

        Yes, it would. I may just have to write a story…

    • sirqsmlb January 10, 2013 at 7:29 am #

      Oh Aisha did you have ANY idea of what you were starting here? Clearly there is a fantasy need here – which is why I was SUCH A NAOMI SLUT. I mean – ohmygod, am such a Naomi slut.

      Hmmmm so maybe after you get the fantasy kinks all worked out and we’ve distinguished IRL vs… Um, the clearly more important more physcologically present blog world life and you’ve had a fabulous kinky bloggers convention or two we can switch it up to sub training camp. Hehehehehe

      Hugs,
      Fiona

      • aisha January 10, 2013 at 7:46 am #

        No, fiona, i didn’t really quiet expect this level of fun. Lol Clearly there is a huge need for more fantasy.

        i’m with you on the sub training camp. And – Sir was reading comments on this post last night after i came home ~ and we have this conversation:

        Sir: Wait a minute, wait a minute, what’s this? This says something about you can work in a side trip – a field trip – while they’re here for the kinky bloggers convention?

        Me: Yes, Sir?

        Sir: But – it’s a field trip to a training school.

        Me: Yes, Sir?

        Sir: But – there isn’t a training school.

        Me: O, no Sir, it’s ok, they already know that.

        {laughing madly}

        aisha

      • sirqsmlb January 10, 2013 at 7:58 am #

        Hmmm…there isn’t a training school YET!!!! Mwahahahaha ha H. A.

        Shit what am I saying? No, we don’t need a training school because we’re perfect just the way we are ….

        Or is that just perfectly fucked up? Oh, I don’t know.

        Anyway! Does he like your Naomi fantasy? Has he ever mentioned what he would want YOUR goals to be? What would you want?

        Oh .. Oh.. Just think of the application for getting in… The Dom and the sub parts… The goals…strengths and weeknesses. Hmmm interesting thought.

      • aisha January 10, 2013 at 11:28 am #

        Lol, fiona. The application part would be a blast. And you’re so right -we are perfect just the way we are! 🙂

        Sir hasn’t read any of my fantasies. He’s been reading this series of comments because i keep laughing out loud about them, and he’s read some of my other posts, but none of the fantasies. And no, he’s never mentioned what he’d want my goals to be. As for what i want them to be ~ ooooh, have to think about that!

        aisha

      • Wordwytch January 11, 2013 at 1:18 am #

        ROFLOL! All of this is really interesting too, for those of us who have varying degrees of TTWD in our lives. Especially when Doms like Wolf ask to hear what I was laughing about…

  14. jadescastle January 10, 2013 at 9:14 am #

    aisha, darling….you have give The Man too good of an idea. You do know this, right? xo

    • aisha January 10, 2013 at 9:50 am #

      Nooooo, surely not. Although, He did point out to me today that we’re having so much fun with this training school because it’s not Doms running it. i think he said something like “your little sub ideas about what it should be like is all based on what y’all want, and but the Doms might have some ideas that would surprise you.”

      So, um, yikes.

      aisha

      • jadescastle January 10, 2013 at 10:47 am #

        My inner Feminist has something to say about how our ideas are always, always “little.” My inner Slave, however, has shut that mouthy B*tch up.

        Your Sir can thank Sir Raven, who likes to regularly remind me that my mouth was not made for talking.

        As an aside, Doms have no idea what we really want. It might scare the hell out of them. *We* might surprise *them* 😛

      • aisha January 10, 2013 at 12:43 pm #

        Dear jade,

        Yes, i realized after i wrote that sentence that my inner feminist was fussing too. However – when he said it, it was more in the manner of the mustache-twirling villain who’s about to tie you to the railroad tracks than in the manner of your typical male chauvinist. Which is not to say He can’t be sexist, but He tends to be very open to being called on it and changing his perspective. Thank goodness.

        i wouldn’t be surprised at all if we surprised them. {giggling} But really, i have no idea what He would want in a training school. Not a clue. 🙂

      • aisha January 11, 2013 at 6:27 am #

        Um, jade – i need to add to this. i got “called out” myself yesterday. i’d forgotten that Sir’s been reading these notes – not that i would have said anything differently, probably, but i was just surprised when he said, “so I’m sexist, but you can ‘call me out on it?'” and i gulped a bit internally, but i said, “yes, Sir,” and hoped that He knew that was really a compliment from my perspective.

        So He says: “Why was that sexist?”

        Me: (surprised that He doesn’t already know) Well, you know, that whole “little” thing – like “don’t worry your pretty little head about it..”

        Sir: But why was it sexist for me to say that? (and i realize here that i’m getting called out on my own sexism) Aren’t you assuming that all submissives are female?

        So i stand corrected, and i would just like to say that my Sir is absolutely, without a doubt, the very best Sir in the entire universe. 🙂 For me anyhow. He really is.

      • night owl January 10, 2013 at 12:34 pm #

        That’s it in a nutshell. Our beautiful abstract submissive version of being in training versus the Dominant’s more concrete definition.

        I wonder if The Story of O was written by a submissive, or a switch even. Remember how she puts her cigarette out on the Dom’s hand at the very end?

      • aisha January 11, 2013 at 6:49 am #

        Hey, Night Owl,

        So i don’t know that all Doms would have more concrete versions of the school, it would be interesting to know though, wouldn’t it? And interesting that not one Dom has commented on this post.

        As for Story of O – was that in the movie? i don’t remember that from the book – which is not to say anything, because it’s been a while since i read it, and i didn’t make it to the end very often, and i hated the ending. i couldn’t understand why anyone would think she would be happy that he “set her free.” Sheesh. i heard somewhere that it was written by – omg, i’m not going to be able to remember her name. She was a writer and the lover of some other famous writer whose name i also don’t remember and he said that women couldn’t write pornography and she said, “o, yeah?’ and wrote it. BUT i no longer remember where i read that either, so wtf, who knows?

        hugs,

        aisha

      • night owl January 13, 2013 at 4:17 am #

        Of course, a book/movie disparity. Yes, it was in the movie, which showed up for a bit on Netflix, so I watched it out of curiosity. In the last scene, she is back at the master’s house, I can’t recall what he says to her, something about being free, and she takes her lit cigarette and crushes it out on his hand. Scene freezes. Movie ends.

        Weird. The whole movie was a little strange. Very “training school”. O spending a lot of time chained with her arms over her head. Lot’s of women in gauzy white robes. It was only the final scene that stuck with me because I thought the Master was such an ass and really deserved the cigarette burn.

        However, I wasn’t a submissive then. 😉

        night owl

  15. sirqsmlb January 10, 2013 at 11:10 am #

    So…um…what are HIS ideas aisha? It would definitely be fun to READ about their idea of training school. As long as it’s really a sub training school and not a house cleaning training school, I’m pretty sure, I’m in.

    So aisha…what would he define a training school as??

    • aisha January 11, 2013 at 6:33 am #

      Ha, i promise you my Sir would not be particularly interested in a house-cleaning sub school, and for sure you wouldn’t catch me at one. We could send ‘Nilla, she might like it, but she’s already the Queen of Housework submissives in my book, so she probably would have to run that one.

      Seriously, i don’t know that He has any interest in a training school type thing. i’ll ask some more. What would your husband/Dom want?

      aisha

  16. jadescastle January 11, 2013 at 8:17 am #

    aisha,

    Um. Golly. Sorry about that one.
    The thing is, i was not actually reacting to the idea that all slaves are women. i was reacting to the idea of being marginalized, that my ideas are small, that anything to do with me (except my boobs and ass) are defined as “little.” Certainly, men can and do have similar experiences. Feminism is as much for men as for women in my mind…but then, you know that. i well imagine your Sir does as well. i always imagine him as a kind of Steampunk kind of guy at the railroad tracks…but never as sexist. He seems a little Buddhist in his thinking to me, actually.

    SR, on the other hand, says some extremely sexist things. But- had she been born a man- she would not say them (or, atleast, wouldn’t say it to me). i think a part of the joy, for her, in her overtly sexist commentary directed at the feminst slave (me, of course) is that i actually cannot…. um, put her in her place. i can’t think of the diplomatic phrase you used right now because i’ve only had one cup of coffee….but that….i cannot do.

    i don’t mean this in a literal sense because i have pointed out that something she is saying is sexist, nicely and quietly. i’ve also pointed it out with an entire manifesto on womens rights and needs once or twice. And she pats me on my head, silences me with one word, “Enough!” In all reality, i think that in some ways she doesn’t quite trust women as a whole in the same way that i don’t quite trust men as a whole group. They have to earn it a bit with me. Rarely, i get the feeling that a particular man is all around great. A fine thinker. Trustworthy. It’s only fair for me to point out that i’m a fan of your Sir, not that this matters or anything. But since i sorta instigated a thing, inadvertantly, i could at least put that out there.

    (waves at aisha’s Sir)

    • aisha January 11, 2013 at 8:46 am #

      No need to be sorry – He wasn’t upset, just questioning. 🙂 You’re right, He is Buddhist and a feminist, although He might not claim that. But He takes things in stride.

      That cracks me up about SR. And it sounds like you do “call her out” on it – any time you name it as sexist, you’ve called her out. i love her response!

      hugs,

      aisha

      • jadescastle January 11, 2013 at 8:54 am #

        Nowadays, the conversation is more like this:
        SR: Were you saying something, jade?
        j: My mouth isn’t made for talking?
        SR: That’s right, girl (enthusiastically). Your mouth isn’t made for talking.
        Or….
        SR: You don’t have anything to say *about that*?
        j: My mouth isn’t made for talking.
        SR: That’s right, girl (enthusiastically). Wait. Who are you?
        j: o.o

      • aisha January 11, 2013 at 8:58 am #

        That’s great – i’m delighted. i would like your SR.

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