My Experience Suggests…

12 Jan

….that when one’s Dom comes home from work not interested in dinner, talking about more carnal appetites, one is likely to end up tied to the bed, a spreader bar keeping one’s legs open, easily accessible to His every whim… 

and when said Dom has a slightly twisted streak and chooses to render the submissive even more helpless by blindfolding her and putting on headphones playing some porn movie in french, with lots of sighs and moans and slapping noises…

…and when this same Dom proceeds to take advantage of that accessibility by using a variety of sensual and pleasurable devices and strategies on various orifices and body parts, in order to extract the greatest pleasure for Himself, and incidentally causing a great deal of pleasure to helpless submissive…

THEN

it is likely that said submissive will oversleep in the morning and end up having to run around like crazy getting ready for her volunteer gig.

i can’t say it always happens that way, but that’s what my experience suggests!  Just a little anecdotal evidence.

30 Responses to “My Experience Suggests…”

  1. abby January 12, 2013 at 7:03 am #

    LOL…Sounds about right to me. would like more details, but seems like a great time was had by both…Hurrah!
    hugs abby

    • aisha January 16, 2013 at 5:24 pm #

      Hey, Abby, It was lovely – thanks! And hugs…

  2. striving for Peace January 12, 2013 at 7:51 am #

    Insanely — this is the music I heard when reading this

    (Adelaide’s Lament from Guys and Dolls)

    giggies

    you should do a study on this — just to be sure

    sfp

    • aisha January 16, 2013 at 5:25 pm #

      Dear Sfp, That is a little insane, and also hysterical! i think i should do a study on it too. 🙂 i’ll keep some data and let y’all know how it’s going in a couple of years.

  3. Twisted Angel January 12, 2013 at 8:15 am #

    Yeah I can completely understand how that would happen…

    • aisha January 16, 2013 at 5:27 pm #

      Thanks, Twisted Angel, i thought some of y’all would be able to relate. 🙂

  4. ytysreloaded January 12, 2013 at 9:59 am #

    It must have been delectable

    • aisha January 16, 2013 at 5:28 pm #

      Dear andi, O. Yes. 🙂

  5. Starshine January 12, 2013 at 10:14 am #

    Good Advice to keep in mind….lol
    Starshine

    • aisha January 16, 2013 at 5:29 pm #

      i thought so too, Starshine – the kind of thing every submissive needs to know! 🙂

  6. ancilla_ksst January 12, 2013 at 12:22 pm #

    Sounds great to me! Lucky submissive you are!

    • aisha January 16, 2013 at 5:32 pm #

      Hey, Ancilla – it was pretty great – and i’m a lucky slut for sure! 🙂

  7. faerie January 12, 2013 at 12:43 pm #

    What a great reason to over sleep. Just curious what you might have shared with your vanilla friends as the reason though 🙂

    • aisha January 16, 2013 at 5:35 pm #

      Hey, faerie – lol… well, i didn’t share all this with my vanilla friends, that’s for sure! i could, however, have said, {only using His vanilla name,} “Sir and i had a big night last night,” and raised and lowered my eyebrows suggestively a few times. But i’ve noticed that when you’re expected to be somewhere at 7 a.m. on a Saturday morning, people are not overly surprised if one is a few minutes late. 🙂

  8. night owl January 12, 2013 at 12:43 pm #

    I love the sound of spoken French but for my anecdotal experience, the soundtrack would have to be in Ukrainian or Korean or some other non-Romance language. I understand just enough French that I would be straining to interpret what they were saying. Interesting idea though, that kind of sensory deprivation.

    On those rare occasions when I watch porn, I have to turn off the sound because the dialog is so utterly inane. Especially professional porn pretending to be amateur.

    I love being blindfolded. It’s another level of giving up control and it really does it for me, allows me to really sink into becoming just my body.

    Thanks for sharing your hypothetical, anecdotal experience. 😉

    • aisha January 16, 2013 at 5:43 pm #

      O, dear Night owl,

      Believe it or not, je parle un peu aussi. Mais vraiment, apres la premier moment ou deux, je ne pas give a damn quelle chose on dit. {Bursts out laughing…} Sil vous plait, excusez moi pour ma mal Francais, c’est terrible, non?

      Yes, i like the blindfolded part a lot too. Very sensual and lets me enjoy with very little thought.

      Thank you for the response – i love your comments!

      • night owl January 16, 2013 at 7:00 pm #

        “Je ne pas give a damn”

        LMAO

  9. Wordwytch January 12, 2013 at 4:36 pm #

    LOL! Ah aisha! It sounds like you had a lovely time. 🙂
    I have date night in 7 days. 🙂 Although I expect that date night after we get home from the far north will be more like what you had last night. 🙂

    • night owl January 12, 2013 at 5:09 pm #

      Ww,

      I am so excited for you! Date night. Wicked, wet, hot luscious date night. Yay!

      • Wordwytch January 12, 2013 at 5:18 pm #

        Yeah. The first night is almost destined to be an explosion. 39 days of waiting. Hopefully by the third night we won’t be so um…. short fused. 🙂

      • night owl January 12, 2013 at 6:05 pm #

        “Short fused” LMAO!

        Knowing you, and all that pent up “potential” you’ll likely pass out before Wolf gets up a full head of steam. 😉

      • Wordwytch January 12, 2013 at 9:33 pm #

        No, more like the other way around. 🙂

    • aisha January 16, 2013 at 5:44 pm #

      Hey, Wordwytch,

      Your date night is getting really, really close now, isnt’ it? i’m excited for you – and we can’t wait to hear all about it! 🙂

      • Wordwytch January 16, 2013 at 6:12 pm #

        As I just said in another post… 46 hours. I mentioned that I could come up Thursday night and got the Dom voice…. No, you’ll sleep and drive rested in the morning. eeep. However, he didn’t say that I couldn’t get up at 5am… 🙂 It’s a 4 hour drive. While it wouldn’t hurry date night, we would still be in the same place.

  10. sirqsmlb January 12, 2013 at 5:17 pm #

    Your just sayin’

    Sounds absolutely fabulous! What a great end of the week!!

    • aisha January 16, 2013 at 5:45 pm #

      Hey, fiona, it was lovely. Possibly as nice as a training school. Possibly. 🙂

  11. faithful January 12, 2013 at 8:31 pm #

    Isn’t it the best when we incidentally get pleasure out of their selfishness?

    🙂

    ~faithful

    • aisha January 16, 2013 at 5:45 pm #

      It really is, Faithful. Absolutely the best. 🙂

  12. vanillamom January 12, 2013 at 10:13 pm #

    wow.

    you were almost late?

    why, that’s *terrible*.

    inconsiderate.

    downright mean.

    (can’t hold it in any longer…busts out laughing my ass off!)

    This was a fun piece to read, and wickedly funny reading! I was giggling and …okay…a bit jealous (no, I’m not the green one -thats sfp- …*lol*)

    I’m fabulously happy for you, darlin’!

    🙂

    nilla

    • aisha January 16, 2013 at 5:47 pm #

      Dear ‘Nilla,

      Quelle brat! Lol… i was shocked for a minute by your comments! Then i knew you were giggling. 🙂

      i’m glad you enjoyed it – it was a lot of fun to write! And glad you’re not a bit jealous – i know you don’t have a green-eyed bone in your body. Just green eyes!

      Thank you ‘nilla. i ❤ you.

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