DIY Update

13 Jan

The paddle is progressing nicely.  Even though Sir has hardly let me do any of it

😦  

because i’m “not skilled enough,” He’s started using the special wax/polish stuff.  Here’s a picture:

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And a close up of what He calls “the sweet spot.”

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So i expressed my disappointment at not getting to do more of the sanding, and He says:  Don’t worry, there will be other projects.

Me:  {pouting a bit} Right…

Sir:  I’m thinking nipple clamps.  Wooden nipple clamps.  Wouldn’t that be nice?

Me:  {um, still pouty}  Not really, no.

Sir:  Ok  No nipple clamps ~ nipple stretchers!  That would be better!

Me;  Nipple stretchers???  You’re kidding, right?  There’s no such thing!

Sir:   O, no.  I’m not kidding.  Yes.  I think that’ll be our next project.

Me:  Nooooooooooooooooooooooo….

So of course i had to go google them.  Here’s a picture, but they’re metal, they’re not wood.

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Then i went back and discovered they do have wooden ones:

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***  The metal picture came from here:  and the wooden ones were over here

In the meantime, i am apparently never going to get caught up with anything and will be behind on everything the rest of my life.  Which explains why even though i love yourall’s comments more than just about anything, i’m even behind on responding.  

17 Responses to “DIY Update”

  1. faithful January 13, 2013 at 12:55 pm #

    see what happens when you pout?

    Don’t worry about us. Just take care of yourself!

    ~faithful

    • aisha January 15, 2013 at 11:47 am #

      Dear Faithful –

      Hey, that was just a little mean, wasn’t it? It could have been a cute pout, couldn’t it? No?

      Lol… thanks!

  2. princess January 13, 2013 at 1:04 pm #

    Happy new year to everyone! Have just updated my blog http://www.1950princess.blogspot.co.uk

    Princess x

    • aisha January 15, 2013 at 11:56 am #

      Hi, Princess,

      Thanks for sharing the update, we’ll have to check it out.

  3. ancilla_ksst January 13, 2013 at 1:26 pm #

    Nipple stretchers- I can’t decide if that sounds painful or fun. Maybe both?

    • aisha January 15, 2013 at 11:56 am #

      Probably both, ancilla… maybe. 🙂

  4. Starshine January 13, 2013 at 1:44 pm #

    Nipple stretchers…metal and wood? Remind me not to show this blog to my Master…He doesn’t need anymore ideas…lol…Take care of you…We’ll be here when you get back

    • aisha January 15, 2013 at 11:57 am #

      Hi, Starshine!!

      Yes, it’s the kind of thing that appeals to Masters. {shudder…} No need to ask for trouble.

      🙂 Thanks!

  5. abby January 13, 2013 at 2:02 pm #

    LOL..i agree with Starshine, not mentioning this post to Master. You wanted another project right??
    hugs abby

    • aisha January 15, 2013 at 11:58 am #

      i know, abby, this is a perfect example of “be careful what you ask for!!” Hugs….

  6. Twisted Angel January 13, 2013 at 3:56 pm #

    2 words for ya breast pump.. it takes your nipples to lengths NO human nipples should go.. been there done that never again..

    • aisha January 15, 2013 at 11:59 am #

      Oooooooh – yeah, i’m against the breast pump thing. Definitely not. Thanks, Twisted Angel. . 🙂

  7. Wordwytch January 13, 2013 at 4:14 pm #

    I’m right there with Twisted Angel! OMFG! and a great deal of sympathetic laughter. Nursed 4. Which makes me wonder if that’s why the idea of nipple clamps just doesn’t do it for me. I’m use to moving beyond the pain…

    Still… some one with WAY too much time on their hands needs a different hobby. 🙂 LOL

    • aisha January 15, 2013 at 12:06 pm #

      Hmpf, Wordwytch, sympathetic laughter? Tears of sympathy seem like they’d be more appropriate… lol. i only nursed one, but somehow it wasn’t the same kind of pain.

      And um, Sir read this and wondered exactly WHO you thought had too much time one their hands and needed a new hobby. i said i had no idea, i was sure you weren’t talking about HIM.

      🙂

      • Wordwytch January 16, 2013 at 12:05 am #

        Yes, sympathetic laughter about what breast pumps can do to your nipples! Totally different kind of suction than a baby’s mouth. Think milking machine and you have close to the right idea.

        No, was NOT talking about him. Wouldn’t dare… not with two bags of toys that Wolf made in the house. He and Wolf would be very dangerous in Home Depot. Plus, I still don’t think the clerk in IKEA has gotten over the whole “lets tickle Wordwytch with the feather duster incident”. Wolf used the feather duster like as sword and had me gasping and laughing.

        Last but not least, Wolf is an electrical engineer who likes to tinker….

  8. MsConstanceExplains January 14, 2013 at 7:06 pm #

    And have you had to pay yet for the comment during dinner about the “stupid paddle?” Just curious, since I’m sure your Sir hasn’t forgotten about it.

    You know, I’m just curious. Not that I’m trying to get you in trouble or anything. No, I would *never* do that. Right?

    Right?

    I can’t hear you…

    🙂

    • aisha January 15, 2013 at 12:08 pm #

      Dear Ms. Constance,

      Sigh… no, you would *never* try to get me in trouble… ha, not much!

      Lol, fortunately, i have already been punished for that infraction, so i don’t have to feel guilty or have that hanging over my head.

      Um, thank for the reminder??

      Hahahahahahaha…. 🙂

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