The Dom in the Garage

15 Jan

i missed youall yesterday, although it was kind of relaxing not to roll out of bed and start pounding out my aisha blog post.  But it seemed weird not to get comments during the day.  i felt strangely disconnected.

Anyhow.  i worked late last night, and Sir got home before me, which is unusual.  Clearly, i don’t want that to happen too often, because when i got here, He was out in the garage doing some woodwork.  He had his radio out there, tuned in to the basketball game, and was busily ~ busily doing something…

“Whatcha doing, Honey?” i say.

He looks up, the picture of a mad scientist, if you substitute a wood-burning set for the test tubes.

“Working on the pussy paddle,” He says.


O, yeah.

He’s had this scheme for a while, and since He was home alone last night, He thought He’d “go ahead and get started.”

Here’s a picture:


It’s about 24 inches long, and made from a piece of the same red oak as our regular paddle, so it will be pretty when He gets through with it.  The end is designed with the idea that He’ll be stroking some intimate body parts at times. Here’s a close up:


Yes, it looks like a nipple on the end.  He says if it doesn’t work right, it’s my fault {there’s a shock ~ giggling…  and i guess i’ll pay with my ass, right?}

Anyhow, He says He asked me what shape it should be and i just looked baffled and didn’t give Him any good ideas, so now i just have to accept whatever He comes up with.

{Laughing… }  Ok.  i’m pretty sure i didn’t have any good ideas for the shape, and i’m pretty sure i would have had to accept whatever He came up with in any case, so i guess that works out.  

The holes in it are, of course, there to give it more pain-power.  Because you know, just getting whacked between the legs with a piece of oak would probably not be painful enough all by itself.  Right?  

So i’m off to exercise and get ready for work ~ must get home earlier tonight…


25 Responses to “The Dom in the Garage”

  1. striving for Peace January 15, 2013 at 8:02 am #

    well – -we were promised a chicken in every pot — but apparently you got a Dom in the garage to boot.

    the pussy paddle look intimidating — are you sure yourSir was not a Jr. High Vice Principal?


    • aisha January 16, 2013 at 3:17 pm #

      Ha, Sfp, no, He has been many things, but never a Jr. High Vice Principal… lol.

      And yes, the Dom in the Garage was a bonus feature. 🙂

  2. jadescastle January 15, 2013 at 8:40 am #

    Somehow the words pussy and paddle seem like they shouldn’t go together. Right? i’d wager that it would feel better than, say, my Master using a #%@! single tail there. Because you know what sounds worse than “pussy paddle”? “Pussy Whipped.” Um. And by that…i don’t mean Her. 0.0

    i like your Mad Scientist. Again, i worry about the two of them ever meeting. That would be…omg…i can’t even finish the sentence. We’d be locking them in that garage together, i think. i hope.

    • aisha January 16, 2013 at 3:41 pm #

      Yes, “pussy whipped” would be worse! A single tail!! Good grief, Woman, that makes “pussy paddle” sound sort of wimpy.

      {Omg, did i say that? i didn’t mean wimpy exactly, no not at all, i mean, um, you know, something completely different…}

      Yep, your Master and my Sweet Mad Scientist would be pretty scary. Of course, there are people who might think a jade/aisha combo as a scary thing too. But they’d be wrong, of course. Cause who – us? Get in trouble?? NO Way!


      • jade January 16, 2013 at 3:54 pm #

        i hope the Sweet Mad Scientist and the Mastermind wouldn’t find themselves locked in the garage together. Being kind captors, i’d bake some brownies and toss some in.

        i’m sure you didn’t mean “wimpy.” Um….aisha….sweetheart…he *reads* here.

        There is only so much force one can use with a single tail. i could hazard a guess that that kindly put nub at the end of the pussy paddle would not feel great against a clit.

        i have actually asked for a chastity belt before because it would buy time while the keys were found. i suggest you ask. Nicely. Before he reads here. We know you know how to be encouraging. You have advantages i don’t.

        A aisha/jade combo does sound a little scary. tee hee.

      • aisha January 16, 2013 at 4:08 pm #

        Omigosh, Jade – what a wild trip that would be!! We might have to lace the brownies with something. {Omg, just kidding!}

        Hmmm. Ok, so a single tail is limited in impact? See, i always thought that would be the absolute worst. Live and learn.

        i think the nub is supposed to be for pleasure. Gulp, i think. My pleasure, i think. i guess only time will tell.

        A chastity belt? Rolling. On. The Floor Laughing. Noooooo, thanks. Yes, it would slow things down but i think it would make them more frustrated. Just saying.

        And yes, the two of us running wild here in Where-i-Live? Wow. O, wait, Sir says i don’t “run wild.” Or “run free” either. i say that sometimes when He takes my cuffs off in the morning before He leaves for work – i say, “O! Now i can run wild, run free!” But He’s always very clear that’s NOT the case.

  3. Mrs. D January 15, 2013 at 8:42 am #

    Every time my husband spends time in the garage anymore I wonder what new “implement of destruction” he will come back with. Sometimes nervous excitement sets in only to be followed by disappointment when I realize that he’s just cleaning up the garage or working on a vanilla project.

    • aisha January 16, 2013 at 3:42 pm #

      Omigosh, Mrs, D, i can totally see that. i bet that’s where i’m headed too… Thanks!! {And thanks for commenting!!}

  4. vanillamom January 15, 2013 at 8:51 am #

    O my great green goddess…

    That is one intimidating piece of wood, m’dear. The design, however, is lovely. It is clear to me that your Sir has mad-crazy wood-skillz.

    Lucky you. (she said with a grin)

    I only get hit with a fucking hairbrush…


    • aisha January 16, 2013 at 3:44 pm #

      intimidating? Um, really?

      Ok, yeah maybe a bit. 🙂 When Sir read this comment He was like, “Intimidating?? I don’t see why. Well, maybe. But mad-crazy wood-skills? That sounds better.”

      i was rofl.

      As for you and the hairbrush – there are plenty of submissives RIGHT NOW who’d be happy with some hairbrush action!


  5. Twisted Angel January 15, 2013 at 9:28 am #

    Well I have never had anything used on my pussy but an open hand and occasionally a crop. We have not strolled that far into the pain arena as of yet.

    • aisha January 16, 2013 at 3:45 pm #

      A crop? Twisted Angel!! i think a crop is worse than the Pussy Paddle’s going to be! 🙂

  6. ytysreloaded January 15, 2013 at 9:37 am #

    Lol Jr high principal and the hairbrush comment have me giggling as much as I’m squirming imagining being thwacked with that thing.

    • aisha January 16, 2013 at 3:46 pm #

      Hey, andi,

      i know, they were cracking me up too! And it makes me squirmy to look at it too… 🙂

  7. abby January 15, 2013 at 11:11 am #

    Must be something in the air..Master has a few projects going also, altho I hope nothing along the lines of a pussy paddle. I love the design…He keeps this up you two can in business..he plans and creates,,you test and let is know how it feels! LOL
    hugs abby

    • aisha January 16, 2013 at 3:53 pm #

      Ha, can’t wait to see what’s up your Master’s sleeve! And thanks for the kind words about the design – i really like it too. i don’t know about that business thing though – lol – isn’t that what we already do?

  8. sirqsmlb January 15, 2013 at 2:17 pm #

    Holy crap!!! Now as a standard paddle…yum. But mother-of-pearl…a pussy paddle??!!?? I think there should be an accidental fire in your garage. Just sayin’

    While I do LLOOVVEE to be pussy spanked And flogged…um…that paddle, while a work of art seems…bruisy.


    BTW I missed u too 🙂

    • aisha January 16, 2013 at 3:58 pm #

      Bruisy? i’ll have to let you know. i’m thinking probably not, but i could be wrong. As for the accidental fire in my garage {giggling…} i guess we’ll wait and see if it’s bruisy or not!

      O, and flogging’s ok, huh? Lol… i see. A well done flogging can certainly carry a sting…


  9. faithful January 15, 2013 at 3:19 pm #

    He must have gotten an “A” in woodworking in HS.

    Good lord…. can only imagine what that feels like , but I guess you will tell us soon.


    • aisha January 16, 2013 at 4:00 pm #

      Hey, Faithful,

      Actually, “Yes” to the A in woodworking – jr. high, not high school.

      Lol… i will tell you what it’s like as soon as i know.

  10. starshine January 15, 2013 at 6:09 pm #

    And I reiterate…My Master will not ever find this blog…Ohhh my the pussy paddle….no no no…lol

    • aisha January 16, 2013 at 4:01 pm #

      Hey, Starshine…

      Lol.. i promise i will not hunt your Master down and tell him about it. i’ll help you keep him very far away.

  11. Wordwytch January 15, 2013 at 11:32 pm #

    I’m with that majority singing the chorus of “No! Noo no nonono and No!” shudder. Pussy paddle.

    I guess you should be glad he does wood work and not chain mail work. I know someone who made a single tail chain mail whip. He made other things too. gaaahhh!

    However, I’m glad you enjoyed your day. We all need those lazy days with our heads in the buzzzzzz zone. 🙂

    3 more days….

    • aisha January 16, 2013 at 4:03 pm #

      Dear Wordwytch,

      ROFL – omg, chain mail single tail???? No, no, no, no!! i think that would be a hard limit.

      But – as is so often the case in TTWD, it might turn out to be a blast. 🙂 The chain mail single tail, that is. i’m pretty sure the pussy paddle will be excruciating.

      i’m glad your Wolf is almost there.

      • Wordwytch January 16, 2013 at 6:10 pm #

        the chain mail single tail was cracked once. It was used to scare someone and it did the job. (not a sub) Although, the choker collar I saw that was made was beautiful. Reminded me of something out of a fantasy art drawing.

        I will be in Wolf’s arms in 46 hours, if not a little earlier. I’ve been promised a long loving hot shower . 🙂

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