The party is tonight. The swingers’ party. The swingers’ party with naked twister and jello wrestling.
Donna has suggested i participate in the jello wrestling – actually, she said:
“If you decide to go to the jello wrestling match, please throw someone to the bottom of the jello pit for me, please! *humming…watch them wiggle, see that jiggle…”
i told her i didn’t think i was badass enough to do that, and got this response:
“You know, I don’t think you have to be badass to be good in the jello pit. Probably being sure footed and having good toe grip strength is more important. Add a few Issues that are causing angst, and you’ll have them slip sliding away in no time. I have seen some of your boots and shoes and I think you might be a terror in the jello department. You seem a bit petite for the Twister championship, but your jello technique may be something new to add to your Collar Me profile.”
laughing… i think the chances of me actually doing that are slim to none, but as Sin advised me a couple of days ago, i’m keeping an open mind.
i actually already know what i’m wearing tonight, at least i think i do, so youall don’t have to listen to me ruminate about that.
i have other things to ponder for the evening. Bob, the friend i’m going to this little event with, sent me this message on fetlife yesterday:
“Well, I finished my reciprocating dildo.
Now I need someone to do beta testing. Any suggestions? <evil grin>”
i responded quickly:
“O, my.
You’re sure there’s no saw inside it? {grins}”
and got this answer:
“I used a saw blade, but I filed the teeth off it and it’s imbedded in the middle of the dildo…I don’t know any other device that would attach to the saw…..but there’s a nice eight-inch gel dildo just waiting for you……I mean for a test subject.”
What’s a girl to do? After all, i wouldn’t want to stand in the way of research, right? Here’s a picture of one that’s been converted.
This one was labeled a fucksaw.
Anyhow, i’m not making any promises about testing it tonight at the party, cause that would depend on a lot of things. But, like Sin said, i’m trying to keep an open mind. {smiling}
aisha 