Yesterday, my dear friend Sin began calling me “nice.”
i protest.
i’m not “nice.” Not that nice anyhow!
But she did it again. She called me “Aisha the always nice…” right here on my own blog!
She and i have had this argument before. It makes me want to stomp my feet and huff, “i am NOT nice!”
Laughing…
And isn’t that interesting?
Why am i offended by being called nice?
Don’t misunderstand me ~ hear these things clearly:
~ Sin is doing it now cause she knows it’s driving me crazy.
~ It amuses me that it drives me crazy to be called nice.
~ i would say that she’s mean, but she’d like it too much. i won’t give her the satisfaction.
~ i love Sin anyhow. {Take that, Sin! Mwhahahahahahaha}
i find myself wanting to prove that i’m mean too. i am! {foot stomp!}
Then i looked up “nice” in the on-line dictionary. It says:
a : showing fastidious or finicky tastes : particular <too nice a palate to enjoy junk food
b : exacting in requirements or standards : punctilious <a nice code of honor>
3 possessing, marked by, or demanding great or excessive precision and delicacy <nice measurements>
4 obsolete : trivial
5
a : pleasing, agreeable <a nice time> <a nice person>
b : well-executed <nice shot>
c : appropriate, fitting <not a nice word for a formal occasion>
6
a : socially acceptable : well-bred <from a nice family>
b : virtuous, respectable <was taught that nice girls don’t do that>
7: polite, kind <that’s nice of you to say>
BUT ~ the Meriam-Webster on-line dictionary provides this as the number 1 definition of nice {even though it’s obsolete}
a : wanton, dissolute
b : coy, reticent
With all those definitions to choose from, i pick “wanton, dissolute.” Yes, i certainly am.
Thanks, Sin.
If you’re going to leave a comment on this post, here are the rules for today.
1. If you tell me i’m nice, unless you’re clear that you mean “wanton, dissolute,” you’re going to offend me. NONE of those other definitions apply to me.
2. If you say that Sin’s being mean to keep calling me nice, you will make her happy and disappoint me.
Of course, you don’t have to follow the rules, but it’s helpful to know what they are. So please choose your words carefully.
Thanks! 🙂
aisha the nice wanton, dissolute.