i had a good time last night at the swingers party. i took a nap in the afternoon so i could stay up like the big girls, which was good.
Several hours ahead of time, Bob texted me a picture of the device he made – he’s not calling it a fucksaw, He’s calling it a “fucks-all.” i think that’s right – because the saw was originally called a saws-all. Or something like that.
Here is the one he made:
Anyhow. i had fun getting ready. i wore a short, tight skirt, and a black chemise with a black short sleeved thing over it. The skirt is some kind of stretchy material, and has a wide waistband. It hits a couple of inches above my knee, but i turned the waistband up, like we used to do with our uniform skirts when we were in high school, so it was shorter.
However, once i got there, Bob didn’t seem dreadfully impressed with how short it was, so i rolled it one more turn.
i actually took a picture of myself – well, tried to. i didn’t set it up right, but here’s the first one i took.
i wore heels, of course, and felt quite sexy. So i reset the camera, and started to go pose again. Got this instead:
Reset and tried again:
Bob was waiting outside for me when i got there, which was sweet, and made me feel comfortable. Of course, i know the guy that shows you where to park now, and the people at the door, so i ought to feel comfortable!
Bob was not holding the fucks-all, and not carrying anything that could have held it either. In fact, i have to admit, beyond the text picture, the fucks-all doesn’t enter the story at all. Sorry.
The dungeon was strange with almost all the furniture removed – well, bdsm furniture, that is. There were rows of tables instead, and a big open space in the middle – maybe for the twister game? The jello tub was over in a corner.
There was a dance floor with swirly lights, and loud music. Some of the music was good, and at one point, i considered joining some line dancing. But i didn’t.
Bob and i wander through, checking out all the rooms with mattresses, some women in very cute lingerie, and not much else at first.
Neither of us had brought wine or beer – or liquor, for that matter – so we drank water, and coffee for me. No, it doesn’t keep me from sleeping.
We sit at a table, and are joined by another couple who turn out to be very nice. They live in a rural town about 30 miles away, and go to different swingers clubs over a three state area on the weekends. We chat, but we don’t go get naked together or switch partners or anything.
There’s a huge screen tv that shows porn throughout the evening. We’re facing the screen, so i find myself watching whether i want to or not. It’s all straight sex, with maybe an occasional butt slap. And it’s ~~
~~ it’s really big. And lots of close ups. And honestly?
Sooooooo not my cup of tea. Of course, as far as i can tell, no one else is even looking at it, so i try to watch the live people instead.
People greet each other, make introductions ~ hug, some kiss. At least while i’m there, actual sex is in the separate rooms – which are separate but not private. Bob and i wander through again.
In one room, a woman is on her knees {on a pillow} in front of a man who’s laying on his back on the bed, arms stretched out. They are both fully clothed – well, except, apparently, for one part, um, that would be his cock. Her head is bobbing like a ~ well, you know, like a movie.
Several men are standing around the edges of the room watching. Later, something clicks in my head, and i say to Bob, “Were they waiting for a turn?”
He shrugs. “Could be. Sure, they could be.”
This disturbs me; i don’t know why. Maybe it was just some puritanical streak i still have. i don’t know.
But i begin to notice men who aren’t with anyone smiling at me, and am just the teeniest bit uncomfortable. i realize that they think ~
~ o, dear, they think i might want to fuck them. Or suck their cocks.
Yikes.
Bob is great company, interesting and thoughtful, so that’s nice. i would never have stayed as long as i did without him there. We wander through the upstairs space several times.
One time we pass by a pile of naked bodies. All tangled together, arms and legs protruding. i want to look, and i totally want to not look. We pass on by.
i’m really not making any judgements here ~ everyone seems to be having a great time. A man by himself joins us at one point, and he’s very nice. We chat for a while, and he tells us stories of other swingers clubs he’s been to.
So i have a good time. i don’t see anyone i want to get intimate with, but i don’t really know anyone. And by 11:00, i’m ready to go home. No jello wrestling, no naked twister, and i’m ok with that.
i’m glad i went. It was fun and interesting. And i probably won’t go back. i missed the whips and ropes, the Domly Doms and submissive subs. Clearly, BDSM is my kink.
‘ll go to the munch the first Friday of June, for sure.
So that’s my report on my night at the swingers’ party.
Respectfully submitted,
aisha
Tags: BDSM, Play party, reciprocating saw dildo